{"id":24602,"date":"2025-01-15T04:06:54","date_gmt":"2025-01-15T03:06:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=24602"},"modified":"2025-01-15T04:06:54","modified_gmt":"2025-01-15T03:06:54","slug":"youve-got-to-make-love-to-me-this-very-moment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=24602","title":{"rendered":"You\u2019ve got to make love to me this very moment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,<\/p>\n<p>\u2026wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in.<\/p>\n<p>As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, \u201cYou\u2019ve got to make love to me this very moment!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My eyes lit up and I thought, \u201cI am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.<\/p>\n<p>Afterward, she said, \u201cThanks,\u201d and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.<\/p>\n<p>Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, \u201cWhat was that all about?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She explained, \u201cThe egg timer\u2019s broken.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, \u2026wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, \u201cYou\u2019ve got to make love to me this very moment!\u201d My eyes lit up and I thought, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24602"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24602\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24603,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24602\/revisions\/24603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}