My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
\nThe vet found that the problem was hair in the dog\u2019s ears.<\/p>\n
He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.<\/p>\n
The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that,<\/p>\n
if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some
\n\u201cNair\u201d hair remover and rub it in the dog\u2019s ears once a month.<\/p>\n
Andrea went to the store and bought some \u201cNair\u201d hair remover.
\nAt the register, the pharmacist told her,<\/p>\n
\u201cIf you\u2019re going to use this under your arms, don\u2019t use deodorant for a few days.\u201d
\nAndrea said, \u201cI\u2019m not using it under my arms.\u201d<\/p>\n
The pharmacist said, \u201cIf you\u2019re using it on your legs, don\u2019t use body lotion for a couple of days.\u201d<\/p>\n
Andrea replied, \u201cI\u2019m not using it on my legs either.
\nIf you must know, I\u2019m using it on my Schnauzer.\u201d<\/p>\n
The pharmacist says, \u201cWell, stay off your bicycle for about a week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog\u2019s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24567"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24569,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24567\/revisions\/24569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}