A little boy walks into his parent\u2019s room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.<\/p>\n
The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.<\/p>\n
She dresses quickly and goes to find him.<\/p>\n
The son sees his mom and asks, \u201cWhat were you and Dad doing?\u201d<\/p>\n
The mother replies, \u201cWell you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re wasting your time,\u201d said the boy.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy is that?\u201d asked his mom, puzzled.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up<\/p>\n
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