{"id":24174,"date":"2025-01-06T02:35:13","date_gmt":"2025-01-06T01:35:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=24174"},"modified":"2025-01-06T02:35:13","modified_gmt":"2025-01-06T01:35:13","slug":"the-best-divorce-letter-ever-dear-wife-im-keeping-in-touch-with-you-this-letter-to-let-you-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=24174","title":{"rendered":"THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER! Dear Wife, I\u2019m keeping in touch with you this letter to let you know"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m writing you this letter to tell you that I\u2019m leaving you forever. I\u2019ve been a good man to you for 7 years &#038; I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. \u2026<\/p>\n<p>Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today &#038; that was the last straw. Last week, you came home &#038; didn\u2019t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal &#038; even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, &#038; went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.<\/p>\n<p>You don\u2019t tell me you love me anymore; you don\u2019t want $ex or anything that connects us as husband &#038; wife. Either you\u2019re cheating on me or you don\u2019t love me anymore; whatever the case, I\u2019m gone.<\/p>\n<p>Your EX-Husband<br \/>\nP.S. don\u2019t try to find me. Your SISTER &#038; I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m writing you this letter to tell you that I\u2019m leaving you forever. I\u2019ve been a good man to you for 7 years &#038; I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. \u2026 Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today &#038; that was the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24174"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24175,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24174\/revisions\/24175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}