A man goes to confession and says, \u201cForgive me, Father, for I have sinned.\u201d The priest asks if he wants to confess his sins, and the man explains he used the \u201cF-word\u201d over the weekend.<\/p>\n
The priest responds, \u201cOh, okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language.\u201d But the man insists on explaining why he swore.<\/p>\n
With a sigh, the priest tells him to continue.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, Father, I played golf on Sunday with my buddies instead of going to church.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest asks, \u201cAnd you got upset over that?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man shakes his head and replies, \u201cNo, that wasn\u2019t why I swore. On the first tee, I duck-hooked my drive way left into the trees.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest says, \u201cAh, so that made you use the F-word.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man replies, \u201cNo, not yet. Then, when I went to hit my second shot, I hit a tree and the ball bounced back right between my feet.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest, now understanding, says, \u201cThat must have been when you swore.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, Father, not even then. But when a squirrel ran off with my ball, that\u2019s when I lost it.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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