{"id":24068,"date":"2025-01-04T02:41:24","date_gmt":"2025-01-04T01:41:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=24068"},"modified":"2025-01-04T02:41:24","modified_gmt":"2025-01-04T01:41:24","slug":"the-three-nuns-secret-chat-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=24068","title":{"rendered":"The Three Nuns\u2019 Secret Chat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three nuns were talking.<\/p>\n<p>The first nun said, \u201cI was cleaning the father\u2019s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat did you do?\u201d the other nuns asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, of course, I threw them all in the trash.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second nun said, \u201cWell, I can top that. I was in the father\u2019s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh my,\u201d gasped the other nuns. \u201cWhat did you do?\u201d they asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI poked holes in all of them,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n<p>The third nun said, \u201cOh shit.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, \u201cI was cleaning the father\u2019s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!\u201d \u201cWhat did you do?\u201d the other nuns asked. \u201cWell, of course, I threw them all in the trash.\u201d The second nun said, \u201cWell, I can top [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24068"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24069,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24068\/revisions\/24069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}