{"id":23909,"date":"2024-12-31T04:19:25","date_gmt":"2024-12-31T03:19:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=23909"},"modified":"2024-12-31T04:19:25","modified_gmt":"2024-12-31T03:19:25","slug":"wife-and-husband-in-heaven-what-he-said-to-his-wife-will-leave-you-laughing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=23909","title":{"rendered":"Wife And Husband In Heaven \u2013 What He Said to His Wife Will Leave You Laughing!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cA husband died. A few years later the wife died.<br \/>\nAs she got to heaven, she saw her husband and ran up to him with tears in her eyes.<br \/>\n\u2018Oh, darling, how I\u2019ve missed you!\u2019 she exclaimed.<\/p>\n<p>The husband extended his arms, stopping her from embracing him, and said,<br \/>\n\u2018Woah there, woman. The contract was until death.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cA husband died. A few years later the wife died. As she got to heaven, she saw her husband and ran up to him with tears in her eyes. \u2018Oh, darling, how I\u2019ve missed you!\u2019 she exclaimed. The husband extended his arms, stopping her from embracing him, and said, \u2018Woah there, woman. The contract was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23909"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23909\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23910,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23909\/revisions\/23910"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}