Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are.<\/p>\n
Guy1: My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to redo the kitchen and she can\u2019t even cook.<\/p>\n
Guy 2: That\u2019s nothing. My wife wants me to buy her a new $50,000 car and she can\u2019t even drive yet.<\/p>\n
Guy 3: My wife is dumber than both of them.<\/p>\n
She bought 3 boxes of condoms to take on a business trip and she doesn\u2019t even have a dick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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