The wife is driving, but she has a bit of a hearing problem. The officer notifies her that she was doing 38 in a 25 zone.<\/p>\n
The wife turns to her husband and asks, \u201cWhat\u2019d he say?\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband replies, \u201cHe says you were speeding!\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife turns back to the officer and says, \u201cOh, sorry officer.\u201d<\/p>\n
The officer goes on; \u201cLicense and registration please.\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife again turns to her husband. \u201cWhat\u2019d he say?!\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband, growing irritated, says,<\/p>\n
\u201cHe wants to see your LICENSE.\u201d The wife replies, \u201cOh, sorry officer. Here you go.\u201d<\/p>\n
The officer inspects her license and comments, \u201cAh, you\u2019re from Brownsville. I\u2019ll never forget that city\u2026 I had the worst sexual experience of my entire life in Brownsville!\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife once more turns to her right and yells, \u201cWhat\u2019d he say!!?\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband replies,<\/p>\n
\u201cHe says he knows you.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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