{"id":23345,"date":"2024-12-22T04:06:28","date_gmt":"2024-12-22T03:06:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=23345"},"modified":"2024-12-22T04:06:28","modified_gmt":"2024-12-22T03:06:28","slug":"an-unexpected-confession-at-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=23345","title":{"rendered":"An Unexpected Confession at Church"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:<\/p>\n<p>Man: \u201cFather, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 21 year old.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Father: \u201cWhen was the last time you made a confession?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Man: \u201cI never have, I am Jewish.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Father: \u201cThen why are telling me all this?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Man: \u201cI\u2019m telling everybody!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession: Man: \u201cFather, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 21 year old.\u201d Father: \u201cWhen was the last time you made a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23345"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23346,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23345\/revisions\/23346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}