{"id":23322,"date":"2024-12-21T23:43:31","date_gmt":"2024-12-21T22:43:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=23322"},"modified":"2024-12-21T23:43:31","modified_gmt":"2024-12-21T22:43:31","slug":"two-snobby-rich-women-give-an-elderly-lady-an-attitude-but-they-never-expected-this-response","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=23322","title":{"rendered":"Two Snobby Rich Women Give an Elderly Lady an Attitude, But They Never Expected This Response"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City office building.<\/p>\n<p>A young and beautiful woman, smelling of expensive perfume, gets into the elevator.<\/p>\n<p>She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, \u201cGiorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A couple of floors later, another young and beautiful woman, smelling of expensive perfume, gets into the elevator.<\/p>\n<p>She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, \u201cChanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination.<\/p>\n<p>As she exits the elevator, she peers at both women,<\/p>\n<p>bends over, and farts, then bellows, \u201cBroccoli, 49 cents a pound!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City office building. A young and beautiful woman, smelling of expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, \u201cGiorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!\u201d A couple of floors later, another young and beautiful woman, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23322"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23323,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23322\/revisions\/23323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}