{"id":23044,"date":"2024-12-18T02:08:32","date_gmt":"2024-12-18T01:08:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=23044"},"modified":"2024-12-18T02:08:32","modified_gmt":"2024-12-18T01:08:32","slug":"wisdom-from-the-bar-a-hilarious-piece-of-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=23044","title":{"rendered":"Wisdom from the Bar: A Hilarious Piece of Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer.<\/p>\n<p>One of the guys remarks to the other, \u201cBoy you look really tired!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His friend replies,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDude, I\u2019m exhausted, my girlfriend wants sex all the time! Three, four, sometimes even six times a night! She wakes me up at all hours. I just don\u2019t know what to do!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A fellow, in his seventies, is sitting a few bar stools down from them and overhears their conversation. He looked over at the two men, and showing the wisdom of his age says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMarry her. That\u2019ll put an end to that nonsense!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the guys remarks to the other, \u201cBoy you look really tired!\u201d His friend replies, \u201cDude, I\u2019m exhausted, my girlfriend wants sex all the time! Three, four, sometimes even six times a night! She wakes me up at all hours. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23044","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23044","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23044"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23044\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23045,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23044\/revisions\/23045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}