Everyone\u2019s had an awful breakup, yet some haunt us forever \u2014 whether it\u2019s an ex creating chaos or our own rev::enge gone too far. Those stories stick, which makes us laugh or cringe for years.<\/p>\n
1. The Tinder trap
\nSo, last week, my coworker pulled me aside and said, \u201cYour Tinder bio is hilarious, but maybe a little too honest?\u201d Alarm bells.<\/p>\n
Turns out, my lovely ex had created a fake account using my photos and the bio: \u201cFull-time mess, part-time plate juggler (literally\u2014I dropped one last week). I own 12 plants but forgot to water 11. Swipe right if you can parallel park because I can\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n
Now, my coworker keeps offering to \u201cteach me\u201d how to park. Thanks, Steve.<\/p>\n
2. The wedding crasher extraordinaire<\/p>\n
After I left my ex, he became obsessed with winning me back \u2014 or at least ruining my life. When he found out I was getting married, he RSVP\u2019d to the wedding under a fake name. On the big day, he showed up dressed as a mime, complete with face paint, refusing to speak but mimicking everyone\u2019s actions. He was eventually escorted out, but not before leaving a trail of chaos and making my new in-laws question my family\u2019s stability. My husband and I laugh about it now, calling him \u201cThe Mime Who Couldn\u2019t Move On.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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