{"id":22928,"date":"2024-12-14T19:19:44","date_gmt":"2024-12-14T18:19:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=22928"},"modified":"2024-12-14T19:19:44","modified_gmt":"2024-12-14T18:19:44","slug":"in-the-classroom-little-johnny-farts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=22928","title":{"rendered":"In the classroom, Little Johnny farts."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny was sitting quietly in class when, without warning, he let out a loud fart. The noise caused a stir, and the teacher, visibly upset, immediately kicked him out of the room for causing a disruption.<\/p>\n<p>Johnny sat outside the classroom, trying to calm himself but failing miserably. The situation seemed so funny to him that he couldn\u2019t contain his laughter, finding it hilarious that his classmates were still inside, enduring the smell while he enjoyed the fresh air.<\/p>\n<p>As Johnny continued to laugh, the principal happened to walk by and noticed him. Curious, the principal asked, \u201cWhy are you laughing?\u201d Johnny explained, \u201cI farted in class, and the teacher threw me out.\u201d The principal, confused, pressed further, \u201cThen why are you laughing?\u201d Johnny grinned and replied, \u201cBecause those people are stuck in the class smelling my fart while I\u2019m out here enjoying the fresh air!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny was sitting quietly in class when, without warning, he let out a loud fart. The noise caused a stir, and the teacher, visibly upset, immediately kicked him out of the room for causing a disruption. Johnny sat outside the classroom, trying to calm himself but failing miserably. The situation seemed so funny to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22928"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22929,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22928\/revisions\/22929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}