{"id":22766,"date":"2024-12-09T03:33:13","date_gmt":"2024-12-09T02:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=22766"},"modified":"2024-12-09T03:33:13","modified_gmt":"2024-12-09T02:33:13","slug":"a-man-and-a-blonde-meet-in-an-elevatorbrilliant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=22766","title":{"rendered":"A Man And A Blonde Meet In An Elevator\u2026Brilliant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man and a blonde meet in an elevator.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere are you heading today?\u201d the man asks.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m going down to give blood.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow much do you get paid for giving blood?\u201d \u201cAbout $20.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWow,\u201d says the man, \u201cI\u2019m going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman angrily gets off the elevator.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSperm bank,\u201d she says with her mouth full.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. \u201cWhere are you heading today?\u201d the man asks. \u201cI\u2019m going down to give blood.\u201d \u201cHow much do you get paid for giving blood?\u201d \u201cAbout $20.\u201d \u201cWow,\u201d says the man, \u201cI\u2019m going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100.\u201d The woman angrily gets off [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22766"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22766\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22767,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22766\/revisions\/22767"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}