{"id":22748,"date":"2024-12-08T13:40:50","date_gmt":"2024-12-08T12:40:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=22748"},"modified":"2024-12-08T13:40:50","modified_gmt":"2024-12-08T12:40:50","slug":"a-blonde-woman-at-a-gas-station","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=22748","title":{"rendered":"A blonde woman at a gas station"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she\u2019s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she\u2019s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so so that she can\u2026\u2019<br \/>\nShe notices that she\u2019s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station.<\/p>\n<p>While she\u2019s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car.<\/p>\n<p>So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.<\/p>\n<p>She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock.<\/p>\n<p>Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.<\/p>\n<p>Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA little more to the left\u2026a little more to the right\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she\u2019s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she\u2019s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so so that she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22748"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22749,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22748\/revisions\/22749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}