{"id":22686,"date":"2024-12-06T06:21:25","date_gmt":"2024-12-06T05:21:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=22686"},"modified":"2024-12-06T06:21:25","modified_gmt":"2024-12-06T05:21:25","slug":"confession-takes-a-surprising-turn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=22686","title":{"rendered":"Confession Takes a Surprising Turn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blondie went to confession and said to the priest, \u201cI\u2019m pregnant.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He asked, \u201cHow did this happen, my child?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She said, \u201cI think it must be the second coming.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The priest, shocked by this reply, asked,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat makes you think it\u2019s the second coming?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She replied, \u201cBecause I swallowed the first one, father.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blondie went to confession and said to the priest, \u201cI\u2019m pregnant.\u201d He asked, \u201cHow did this happen, my child?\u201d She said, \u201cI think it must be the second coming.\u201d The priest, shocked by this reply, asked, \u201cWhat makes you think it\u2019s the second coming?\u201d She replied, \u201cBecause I swallowed the first one, father.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22686"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22687,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22686\/revisions\/22687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}