She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,\u201d the daughter-in-law answered.<\/p>\n
\u201cBut you\u2019re naked!\u201d the mother-in-law exclaimed.<\/p>\n
\u201cThis is my love dress,\u201d the daughter-in-law explained.<\/p>\n
\u201cLove dress? But you\u2019re naked!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy.\u201d<\/p>\n
The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress.<\/p>\n
When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.<\/p>\n
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cThis is my love dress,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n
\u201cNeeds ironing,\u201d he says. \u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. \u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d she asked. \u201cI\u2019m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,\u201d the daughter-in-law answered. \u201cBut you\u2019re naked!\u201d the mother-in-law exclaimed. \u201cThis is my love dress,\u201d the daughter-in-law explained. \u201cLove […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22676"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22677,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22676\/revisions\/22677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}