A lady left a message expressing her disgust with her husband\u2019s frequent tardiness, stating, \u201cI\u2019ve exceeded my limit and have departed from you\u2026\u201d \u201cDon\u2019t bother chasing me.\u201d
\nThe curiosity got the best of her, so she hid beneath the bed to see his response. Soon later, her husband got home, and she was able to hear him in the kitchen while entering the bedroom.<\/p>\n
From her view position, she saw him approach the dresser and pick up the message. After a few minutes, he wrote something down on it and then made a phone call.
\n\u201cShe is finally gone\u2026\u201d Yeah, I know. It\u2019s about time. I am on my way to see you. Put on that beautiful French nightgown. I adore you. I am excited to be with you. We\u2019ll do whatever dirty things you enjoy.<\/p>\n
He hung up, grabbed his keys, and departed. As she came from behind the covers, angry and crying, she snatched the note to read what he had written.
\n\u201cI can clearly see your feet.\u201d We are out of bread. \u201cI will be back in just five seconds.\u201d
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A lady left a message expressing her disgust with her husband\u2019s frequent tardiness, stating, \u201cI\u2019ve exceeded my limit and have departed from you\u2026\u201d \u201cDon\u2019t bother chasing me.\u201d The curiosity got the best of her, so she hid beneath the bed to see his response. Soon later, her husband got home, and she was able to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22527"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22528,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22527\/revisions\/22528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}