An Amish lady was driving her horse drawn buggy to town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrol officer.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m not going to cite you,\u201d said the officer, \u201cI just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.\u201d \u201cI thank thee,\u201d said the Amish lady, \u201cI shall have my husband repair it as soon as we return home.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAlso,\u201d said the officer, \u201cI noticed that one of the reins to your horse is tied around your horse\u2019s testicles. Some might consider this to be \u2018cruelty to animals\u2019 so you\u2019d best have your husband check this, too.\u201d \u201cAgain I thank thee,\u201d said the Amish lady, \u201cI shall have my husband check this also when I return home.\u201d<\/p>\n
True to her word, when the Amish lady got home she told her husband about the broken reflector and her husband said that he would repair it immediately. \u201cAlso,\u201d said the Amish lady, \u201cthe policeman said that there was something wrong with our emergency brake.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
An Amish lady was driving her horse drawn buggy to town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrol officer. \u201cI\u2019m not going to cite you,\u201d said the officer, \u201cI just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22521"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22522,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22521\/revisions\/22522"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}