{"id":22407,"date":"2024-11-28T16:30:00","date_gmt":"2024-11-28T15:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=22407"},"modified":"2024-11-28T16:30:00","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T15:30:00","slug":"wedding-interruptus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=22407","title":{"rendered":"Wedding Interruptus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My dad was marrying his third wife. My step-brother and I were in the wedding party. He was about 6, I was 10.<\/p>\n<p>The preacher asks if anyone objects and my brother raises his hand so very politely. My dad asks why, and my step-brother replies, \u201cBecause I want you to promise to take me fishing whenever I want, first.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My dad was marrying his third wife. My step-brother and I were in the wedding party. He was about 6, I was 10. The preacher asks if anyone objects and my brother raises his hand so very politely. My dad asks why, and my step-brother replies, \u201cBecause I want you to promise to take me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22407"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22408,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22407\/revisions\/22408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}