{"id":21856,"date":"2024-11-23T01:08:27","date_gmt":"2024-11-23T00:08:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21856"},"modified":"2024-11-23T01:08:27","modified_gmt":"2024-11-23T00:08:27","slug":"a-wife-receives-a-divorce-letter-from-her-husband-and-her-response-is-brilliantly-clever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21856","title":{"rendered":"A wife receives a divorce letter from her husband, and her response is brilliantly clever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Wife,<br \/>\nI\u2019m leaving you for good. In 7 years of marriage, I\u2019ve been a good man with nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks were rough. You quit your job, didn\u2019t notice my new haircut, my cooking, or my new silk boxers. You\u2019ve lost interest in us as a couple. Whether you\u2019re cheating or don\u2019t love me anymore, I\u2019m done. Your EX-Husband.<br \/>\nP.S. Don\u2019t try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving to West Virginia!<\/p>\n<p>Dear Ex-Husband,<br \/>\nYour letter made my day. I noticed your haircut but thought you looked girly, didn\u2019t comment. You cooked pork\u2014I stopped eating it 7 years ago. The $50 silk boxers? My sister borrowed that amount earlier. Still, I loved you. I won $10 million, quit my job, and got us tickets to Jamaica, but you left. My lawyer says you get nothing.<br \/>\nP.S. My sister Carla was born Carl\u2014hope that\u2019s okay!<\/p>\n<p>Share if you laughed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Wife, I\u2019m leaving you for good. In 7 years of marriage, I\u2019ve been a good man with nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks were rough. You quit your job, didn\u2019t notice my new haircut, my cooking, or my new silk boxers. You\u2019ve lost interest in us as a couple. Whether you\u2019re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21856"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21857,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21856\/revisions\/21857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}