{"id":21845,"date":"2024-11-22T16:42:21","date_gmt":"2024-11-22T15:42:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21845"},"modified":"2024-11-22T16:42:21","modified_gmt":"2024-11-22T15:42:21","slug":"my-toddlers-hilarious-bus-confession-about-dads-girlfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21845","title":{"rendered":"My Toddler\u2019s Hilarious Bus Confession About Dad\u2019s \u2018Girlfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We were on a bus with my 3-year-old daughter. A man got on and sat next to me.<\/p>\n<p>Ivy: Mom, is that man your boyfriend?<\/p>\n<p>K: No, he\u2019s not my boyfriend.<\/p>\n<p>Ivy: Then who is your boyfriend?<\/p>\n<p>K: My boyfriend is your dad.<\/p>\n<p>Ivy: No, my dad has another girlfriend, you\u2019re not his girlfriend.<\/p>\n<p>K: And who is that girlfriend?<\/p>\n<p>Ivy: My Aunt Annie. Really, she\u2019s his girlfriend. Oh, Mom, I\u2019m always teasing you!<\/p>\n<p>Annie is my twin sister.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were on a bus with my 3-year-old daughter. A man got on and sat next to me. Ivy: Mom, is that man your boyfriend? K: No, he\u2019s not my boyfriend. Ivy: Then who is your boyfriend? K: My boyfriend is your dad. Ivy: No, my dad has another girlfriend, you\u2019re not his girlfriend. K: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21845"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21846,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21845\/revisions\/21846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}