{"id":21809,"date":"2024-11-21T15:48:13","date_gmt":"2024-11-21T14:48:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21809"},"modified":"2024-11-21T15:48:13","modified_gmt":"2024-11-21T14:48:13","slug":"a-blonde-calls-her-boyfriend-and-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21809","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend And Says"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cPlease come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her boyfriend asks,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s finished?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde replies,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAccording to the picture on the box, it\u2019s a rooster.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. When he arrives, he sees puzzle pieces scattered all over the table.<\/p>\n<p>He takes a moment to examine the pieces and then looks at her with a smile,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFirst of all, no matter how we try, these pieces won\u2019t resemble a rooster. Secondly, let\u2019s not stress about it.<\/p>\n<p>How about we have a nice cup of tea and\u2026 put all these Corn Flakes back in the box?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cPlease come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d Her boyfriend asks, \u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s finished?\u201d The blonde replies, \u201cAccording to the picture on the box, it\u2019s a rooster.\u201d Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21809"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21810,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21809\/revisions\/21810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}