{"id":21805,"date":"2024-11-21T13:07:50","date_gmt":"2024-11-21T12:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21805"},"modified":"2024-11-21T13:07:50","modified_gmt":"2024-11-21T12:07:50","slug":"a-birthday-gift-gone-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21805","title":{"rendered":"A Birthday Gift Gone Wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My husband gave me a shower gel for my birthday. I didn\u2019t show it to him, but I got really offended, because we had no money problems. I checked that his company was okay, and we had enough money in our bank account so that he could buy me at least a bunch of flowers.<\/p>\n<p>I looked closely at the gel, and he knew that I hated that fragrance. I ended up crying and poured the gel down the toilet. My husband came home happy and said, \u201cDid you find it?\u201d<br \/>\nTurns out he\u2019d put the ring in the bottle cap. He wanted to surprise me. So, he had to retrieve it from the toilet himself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My husband gave me a shower gel for my birthday. I didn\u2019t show it to him, but I got really offended, because we had no money problems. I checked that his company was okay, and we had enough money in our bank account so that he could buy me at least a bunch of flowers. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21805"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21806,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21805\/revisions\/21806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}