Husband sent a text to his wife at night,<\/p>\n
\u201cHi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothesand make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.\u201d but there is no reply<\/p>\n
He sent another text,<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I\u2019m getting you a new car\u201d<\/p>\n
This time , she sent this text back,<\/p>\n
\u201cOMG really?\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband replied,<\/p>\n
\u201cNo I just wanted to make sure you got my first message\u201d<\/p>\n
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhere are you going?\u201d demands the surprised husband.<\/p>\n
\u201cTo Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!\u201d<\/p>\n
The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat do you think you are doing?\u201d she screamed.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m going to Las Vegas with you\u2026 I want to see how you\u2019re going to live on $1,000 a year!\u201d<\/p>\n
An old lady was stopped and pulled into a parking space. A young man in his new red Mercedes immediately went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.<\/p>\n
So upset was the little old lady that she went up to the man and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cI was going to park there!\u201d<\/p>\n
The man was a real smart alec and he said,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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