{"id":21754,"date":"2024-11-20T14:52:39","date_gmt":"2024-11-20T13:52:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21754"},"modified":"2024-11-20T14:52:39","modified_gmt":"2024-11-20T13:52:39","slug":"teacher-tells-student","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21754","title":{"rendered":"Teacher Tells Student"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TEACHER: Tommy, can you see the tree outside?<\/p>\n<p>TOMMY: Yes.<\/p>\n<p>TEACHER: Can you see the grass outside?<\/p>\n<p>TOMMY: Yes.<\/p>\n<p>TEACHER: Step outside and look up at the sky.<\/p>\n<p>TOMMY: Sure. (He returned shortly) Yes, I saw the sky.<\/p>\n<p>TEACHER: Did you see God?<\/p>\n<p>TOMMY: No.<\/p>\n<p>TEACHER: Exactly. Since we can\u2019t see God, he must not exist.<\/p>\n<p>At this point, the little girl raised her hand and asked for permission to question Tommy, which the teacher granted.<\/p>\n<p>LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?<\/p>\n<p>TOMMY: Yes.<\/p>\n<p>LITTLE GIRL: Do you see the grass outside?<\/p>\n<p>TOMMY: Yes.<\/p>\n<p>LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?<\/p>\n<p>TOMMY: Yes.<\/p>\n<p>LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, can you see the teacher?<\/p>\n<p>TOMMY: Yes.<\/p>\n<p>LITTLE GIRL: Can you see her brain?<\/p>\n<p>TOMMY: No.<\/p>\n<p>LITTLE GIRL: According to today\u2019s lesson, then, she must not have one!<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a witty response that perfectly counters the teacher\u2019s argument! This clever retort is sure to resonate with Christians everywhere. Share this story with your loved ones!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TEACHER: Tommy, can you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Can you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Step outside and look up at the sky. TOMMY: Sure. (He returned shortly) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God? TOMMY: No. TEACHER: Exactly. Since we can\u2019t see God, he must not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21754"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21755,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21754\/revisions\/21755"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}