{"id":21715,"date":"2024-11-18T05:34:36","date_gmt":"2024-11-18T04:34:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21715"},"modified":"2024-11-18T05:34:36","modified_gmt":"2024-11-18T04:34:36","slug":"old-men-sitting-on-a-benchweve-chuckled-with-tears-with-this-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21715","title":{"rendered":"Old Men Sitting On A Bench\u2026We\u2019ve chuckled with tears with this joke\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts.<\/p>\n<p>One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. \u201cWhy are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?\u201d she says.<\/p>\n<p>Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts.<\/p>\n<p>One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. \u201cWhy are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?\u201d she says.<\/p>\n<p>The old man sweetly replies \u201cMy dear I\u2019m not smiling at you, I\u2019m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. \u201cWhy are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?\u201d she says. Two old men are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21715"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21716,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21715\/revisions\/21716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}