{"id":21571,"date":"2024-11-12T05:05:33","date_gmt":"2024-11-12T04:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21571"},"modified":"2024-11-12T05:05:33","modified_gmt":"2024-11-12T04:05:33","slug":"teens-hilarious-meltdown-joke-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21571","title":{"rendered":"Teen\u2019s hilarious meltdown: Joke of the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Teenagers are never easy to handle. They are that age when they are convinced they are always right, refuse to accept the advice of their parents, and do whatever pleases them.<\/p>\n<p>A father shared what it feels like to have a teenage daughter and we can\u2019t stop laughing.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2018Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop,\u2019 my daughter exclaimed as she stormed into the living room. \u2018Please take my entire jewelry collection to Cash Converters or the Salvation Army.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018After that, sell my new car, take my front door key, and kick me out of the house. Disown me, never talk to me again, and don\u2019t forget to write me out of your will\u2014leave my share to my brother.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>She didn\u2019t quite say it like that, though. She actually said\u2026 \u2018Dad, this is my new boyfriend.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>If this made you laugh, below is a bonus joke which is as hilarious.<br \/>\nTwo men were sitting next to each other at Murphys Pub in London. After awhile, one bloke looks at the other and says, \u201cI can\u2019t help but think, from listening to you, that you\u2019re from Ireland.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The other bloke responds proudly, \u201cYes, that I am!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The first one says, \u201cSo am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The other bloke answers, \u201cIm from Dublin, I am.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The first one responds, \u201cSo am I!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The other bloke says, \u201cA lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The first one says, \u201cFaith and it\u2019s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The other bloke answers, \u201cWell now, I went to St. Marys, of course.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The first one gets really excited and says, \u201cAnd so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The other bloke answers, \u201cWell, now, lets see. I graduated in 1964.\u201dThe first one exclaims, \u201cThe Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Marys in 1964 my own self!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.<\/p>\n<p>Brian, the barman, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, \u201cI\u2019ts going to be a long night tonight.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Vicky asks, \u201cWhy do you say that, Brian?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe Murphy twins are drunk again.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Teenagers are never easy to handle. 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