{"id":21540,"date":"2024-11-11T21:36:22","date_gmt":"2024-11-11T20:36:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21540"},"modified":"2024-11-11T21:36:22","modified_gmt":"2024-11-11T20:36:22","slug":"an-old-man-decides-to-prove-his-wife-isnt-having-trouble-hearing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21540","title":{"rendered":"An Old Man Decides To Prove His Wife Isn\u2019t Having Trouble Hearing."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old man notices that his wife is having trouble hearing.<\/p>\n<p>He tries telling her to go for a hearing test, but she won\u2019t hear of it.<\/p>\n<p>He decides to prove to her there\u2019s something wrong with her hearing.<\/p>\n<p>He goes upstairs, takes out a recorder, turns it on and, knowing she is in the kitchen, yells downstairs,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoney, what\u2019s for supper?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>No answer. He goes downstairs and yells<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoney, what\u2019s for supper?\u201d Still no answer.<\/p>\n<p>He enters the living room and yells again<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoney, what\u2019s for supper?\u201d No answer.<\/p>\n<p>He even stands right outside the kitchen and yells<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s for supper?\u201d and still, no answer.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, he stands right behind her and asks<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoney. What\u2019s. For. Supper?!\u201d and she turns around and says<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDamn!t Al, for the hundredth time, CHICKEN!!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old man notices that his wife is having trouble hearing. He tries telling her to go for a hearing test, but she won\u2019t hear of it. He decides to prove to her there\u2019s something wrong with her hearing. He goes upstairs, takes out a recorder, turns it on and, knowing she is in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21540"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21540\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21541,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21540\/revisions\/21541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}