One afternoon, a man comes home from work earlier than usual and finds his wife lying on the bed, gasping for breath. “What\u2019s going on?” he asks, concerned.<\/p>\n
She stammers, “I think I\u2019m having a heart attack!”<\/p>\n
“Oh no!” the husband exclaims. “I\u2019ll call for help right away!” He dashes downstairs, grabs the phone, and begins dialing 911.<\/p>\n
Just then, his young son, Johnny, runs in, crying. “What\u2019s wrong, Johnny?” the father asks, panicked.<\/p>\n
“Uncle James is in the closet, and he\u2019s not wearing any clothes!” the little boy sobs.<\/p>\n
Furious, the father races back upstairs, bursts open the closet door\u2014and sure enough, his brother is inside, completely naked.<\/p>\n
“James! What are you doing in here?” the man shouts.<\/p>\n
His brother looks up, unfazed, and says, “Well, when you\u2019re done saving your wife from her heart attack, can you pass me a towel? I\u2019ve been hiding from your kid for the last 20 minutes.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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