{"id":21094,"date":"2024-11-05T00:18:27","date_gmt":"2024-11-04T23:18:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21094"},"modified":"2024-11-05T00:18:27","modified_gmt":"2024-11-04T23:18:27","slug":"two-wives-go-out-for-girls-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=21094","title":{"rendered":"Two wives go out for girls\u2019 night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cTwo wives go out for girls\u2019 night.<\/p>\n<p>Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee.<\/p>\n<p>They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with.<\/p>\n<p>One used her panties, the other grabbed a wreath off of a grave.The next morning one husband called the other and said, \u2018no more girls night out!<\/p>\n<p>My wife came back with no panties.\u2019 The other husband said, \u2018you think that\u2019s bad?Mine came back with a card in her crack that read, \u201cfrom all of us at the fire station, we\u2019ll never forget you!\u201d\u2018<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cTwo wives go out for girls\u2019 night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties, the other grabbed a wreath off of a grave.The next morning one husband called the other and said, \u2018no more girls night out! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21094"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21095,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21094\/revisions\/21095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}