{"id":20942,"date":"2024-11-03T04:23:25","date_gmt":"2024-11-03T03:23:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=20942"},"modified":"2024-11-03T04:23:25","modified_gmt":"2024-11-03T03:23:25","slug":"parrots-hilarious-mishap-with-a-special-tablet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=20942","title":{"rendered":"Parrot\u2019s Hilarious Mishap with a \u201cSpecial\u201d Tablet!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A parrot swallows a viagra tablet accidentally. His owner, shocked, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later, when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow come you\u2019re sweating?\u201d the owner asks.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/465231292_957742503042648_6006538114772632621_n-300x238-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"238\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-20943\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The parrot replies, \u201cDo you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A parrot swallows a viagra tablet accidentally. His owner, shocked, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later, when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. \u201cHow come you\u2019re sweating?\u201d the owner asks. The parrot replies, \u201cDo you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20942"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20944,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20942\/revisions\/20944"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}