{"id":20876,"date":"2024-11-02T19:02:23","date_gmt":"2024-11-02T18:02:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=20876"},"modified":"2024-11-02T19:02:23","modified_gmt":"2024-11-02T18:02:23","slug":"johnny-got-on-the-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=20876","title":{"rendered":"Johnny Got On The Bus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/465149970_537992192194663_6925507656169409356_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"526\" height=\"884\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-20877\" srcset=\"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/465149970_537992192194663_6925507656169409356_n.jpg 526w, https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/465149970_537992192194663_6925507656169409356_n-179x300.jpg 179w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backward.<\/p>\n<p>The little Johnny asked why he wore his collar backward.<\/p>\n<p>The man, who was a priest, said,<\/p>\n<p>\u2018I am a Father.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>The little Johnny replied,<\/p>\n<p>\u2018My Daddy is also a father, but he doesn\u2019t wear his collar like that\u2019<\/p>\n<p>The priest looked up from his book and answered,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am the Father of many.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>The Little boy said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn\u2019t wear his collar that way!\u2019<\/p>\n<p>The priest, getting impatient, said.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018I am the Father of hundreds, and went back to reading his book.<\/p>\n<p>The little Johnny sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMaybe you should wear a c0ndom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backward. The little Johnny asked why he wore his collar backward. The man, who was a priest, said, \u2018I am a Father.\u2019 The little Johnny replied, \u2018My Daddy is also a father, but he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20876"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20878,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20876\/revisions\/20878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}