{"id":20809,"date":"2024-11-01T03:18:08","date_gmt":"2024-11-01T02:18:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=20809"},"modified":"2024-11-01T03:18:08","modified_gmt":"2024-11-01T02:18:08","slug":"patients-fear-of-needles-leads-to-hilarious-dental-solution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=20809","title":{"rendered":"Patients Fear of Needles Leads to Hilarious Dental Solution"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cNo way! No needles! I hate needles!\u201d says the patient.<\/p>\n

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo way! I can\u2019t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!\u201d<\/p>\n

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. \u201cNo objection at all,\u201d the patient says.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m fine with pills.<\/p>\n

\u201d The dentist then returns and says, \u201cHere\u2019s a Viagra.\u201d<\/p>\n

The patient says, \u201cWow! I didn\u2019t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt doesn\u2019t,\u201d said the dentist, \u201cbut it\u2019s going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cNo way! No needles! I hate needles!\u201d says the patient. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects. \u201cNo way! I can\u2019t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!\u201d The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20809"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20811,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20809\/revisions\/20811"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}