Breaking: Fox News Signs $1 Billion Contract with Roseanne Barr for a Show Opposite ABC’s The View

In a seismic shakeup of the media landscape, Fox News has announced a monumental contract with comedian and actress Roseanne Barr. The network, known for its conservative-leaning programming, has inked a deal worth a staggering $1 billion for Barr to host a new show that’s set to rival ABC’s “The View.” This colossal development has […]

“I’d Rather Eat Dirt Than Live in ‘Woke’ California”: Elon Musk to Shift X’s HQ from California to Texas

In a surprising move that has sent shockwaves through the tech world, Elon Musk, the visionary entrepreneur and CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, has decided to relocate the headquarters of X Corp, formerly known as Twitter, from the heart of Silicon Valley to the Lone Star State, Texas. Musk’s decision to make this seismic shift […]

Breaking: Denzel Washington Declines Disney’s $50 Million Project, ‘They’re Too Woke’

In a shocking turn of events, Denzel Washington, the actor known for his nuanced portrayals of complex characters, has turned down a whopping $50 million project with Disney. The reason? According to Washington, Disney is “just too woke” for him. While some might see this as a principled stand, others are left wondering if Washington’s […]

Breaking: NCAA To Transfer Medals from Lia Thomas to Riley Gaines

In a surprising and unprecedented move, the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) has decided to revisit the distribution of medals between Lia Thomas and Riley Gaines, acknowledging a mistake in their initial assessment. The decision, which reflects the complex intersection of fairness, inclusivity, and the evolving landscape of competitive sports, has ignited a fresh wave […]

Deion Sanders Suspends Two Star Players On The Spot For Anthem Kneeling; “Stand For The Flag”

Football and politics: two subjects that Americans are passionate about, often colliding in unexpected ways. Deion Sanders, an NFL legend and now the head coach for the Colorado Buffaloes, found himself at the eye of this storm when he suspended two star players for kneeling during the national anthem. His clarion call? “Stand For The […]