The Truth Behind Her Cooking

My girlfriend is an amazing cook, and I’ve always loved her meals. Her one rule is that I’m not allowed to enter the kitchen while she’s cooking. I found it a bit odd, but I respected her boundaries and didn’t ask questions. One day, I accidentally walked in while she was mid-prep. To my horror, […]

Confession Takes a Surprising Turn

A blondie went to confession and said to the priest, “I’m pregnant.” He asked, “How did this happen, my child?” She said, “I think it must be the second coming.” The priest, shocked by this reply, asked, “What makes you think it’s the second coming?” She replied, “Because I swallowed the first one, father.”