The Three Nuns’ Secret Chat

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!” “What did you do?” the other nuns asked. “Well, of course, I threw them all in the trash.” The second nun said, “Well, I can top […]

April Fool’s Wedding Surprise

At my wedding, my mother-in-law said she objected to our marriage because she didn’t think I was good enough for her son. Hearing this, my horrified father-in-law stood up and shouted, “Happy April Fool’s Day!” The entire room erupted in laughter, the tension breaking like a dam. I laughed so hard I almost cried, and […]