Three small magic pellets.

A drunk was sitting in a bar looking at three small brown pellets in his hand. The bartender asked what they were, and the drunk replied “They are brain pills they make you smart.” The bartender says excitedly, “Give me one.” He snatches one from the drunks hand, and gulps it quickly down with water. […]

Tommy Got!

Tommy got kicked out of class today. The teacher asked him: “If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Jane, £5 to Clair & £5 to Katie, what would you have?” Apparently… Three blow jobs and enough for a kebab was the wrong answer! Post navigation