Cow for Sale

A guy was driving past a farm one day when he noticed a beautiful cow standing in one of the fields. Hoping to buy the cow, the guy stopped and offered $500 to the farmer for it. The farmer said, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.” The guy said, “He looks […]

A Guy With His Large Box

A guy in New York orders a taxi to go cross state. The taxi pulls up, and he gets in, carrying a large box which he puts in the back. They set out driving, while the guy is looking at the box nervously every ten minutes or so. When they get to New Jersey, the […]