A quirky woman named Betty

A quirky woman named Betty walked into a local bank carrying a huge bag of cash. She approached the receptionist and said, “I’d like to meet the president of the bank to deposit this money.” The receptionist was a bit taken aback and tried to explain that it wasn’t necessary to see the president for […]

A fisherman was strolling up the dock

In a small coastal village, a fisherman was strolling up the dock, proudly carrying two large, lively lobsters — one in each hand. The only problem? Lobster season had ended three weeks ago! Just as he reached the end of the dock, he bumped right into the local Fisheries Officer. The officer raised an eyebrow […]