Finally…The blonde joke end

FINALLY…THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively […]

Three ducks walk into a bar

Three ducks walk into a bar. “Hello, who are you?” the barman asks. The first duck replies, “I’m Huey.” “I bet you are,” says the barman. “And how’s your day been, Huey?” “Great, thanks. I’ve been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?” smiles Huey. “That’s nice,” says the […]

Before Paddy

Before Paddy goes to war he fits a chastity belt on his wife. He locks it and gives the key to his best friend Fergus. “If I’m not back within 4 years, open and enjoy!” He hops on his horse and hits the road. Half an hour later he noticed a dust cloud behind him. […]

I Was Excited to Meet My Fiancé’s Parents, but Dinner Turned Into a Nightmare – Story of the Day

Meeting My Fiancé’s Parents Turned Into a Nightmare I’ll Never Forget Meeting Mark’s parents was supposed to be a happy and exciting moment in our relationship. I had imagined laughter, warm welcomes, and maybe even a few embarrassing stories from his childhood. But nothing prepared me for what really happened. It was like walking straight […]