A Teacher noticed …

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and was quite itchy. The teacher told him to […]

Finally…The blonde joke end

FINALLY…THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively […]

Three ducks walk into a bar

Three ducks walk into a bar. “Hello, who are you?” the barman asks. The first duck replies, “I’m Huey.” “I bet you are,” says the barman. “And how’s your day been, Huey?” “Great, thanks. I’ve been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?” smiles Huey. “That’s nice,” says the […]

Before Paddy

Before Paddy goes to war he fits a chastity belt on his wife. He locks it and gives the key to his best friend Fergus. “If I’m not back within 4 years, open and enjoy!” He hops on his horse and hits the road. Half an hour later he noticed a dust cloud behind him. […]