Author: 26qv4

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a hot lady, the hat would lift by itself.

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December 31, 2024December 31, 2024

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!” “What did you do?” the other nuns asked….

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December 31, 2024December 31, 2024

“A husband died. A few years later the wife died. As she got to heaven, she saw her husband and ran up to him with tears in her eyes. ‘Oh, darling, how I’ve missed you!’ she exclaimed. The husband extended his arms, stopping her from embracing him, and said, ‘Woah there, woman. The contract was […]

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December 31, 2024December 31, 2024

1. You dream of a visit from an angel Dreams are often considered the windows to the soul, but they can also indicate that your guardian angel is nearby. Guardian angel believers report that a guardian angel may visit you in a dream to let you know that they are watching over you. They may […]

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December 31, 2024December 31, 2024

I grew up very poor. When I was 13, I was at a classmate’s house and ended up staying for dinner. My mouth watered at the sight of the golden roast on the table. As everyone began to eat, I took a bite, but her mom’s sharp gaze made me freeze. In front of everyone, […]

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December 31, 2024December 31, 2024

My ex-husband is wasting our son’s college money on his stepdaughter’s education. He said, “I’m the one who worked for it. You sat at home!’ I had to call my lawyer. Next day, my lawyer asked for an emergency meeting and insisted that my ex should come with me. We froze in shock when we […]

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December 31, 2024December 31, 2024

I grew up very poor. When I was 13, I was at a classmate’s house and ended up staying for dinner. My mouth watered at the sight of the golden roast on the table. As everyone began to eat, I took a bite, but her mom’s sharp gaze made me freeze. In front of everyone, […]

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December 31, 2024December 31, 2024

It seems like these families believe that laughter makes their relationships stronger. And it’s hard to disagree. The photos and stories in this article prove it. How could these people even argue if they can turn any fight into a joke?The Story: My husband and I couldn’t decide on a name for the baby. We […]

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December 31, 2024December 31, 2024

This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. You know that fur coat you promised me ? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me ? I bought it with […]

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December 31, 2024December 31, 2024

The wife is driving, but she has a bit of a hearing problem. The officer notifies her that she was doing 38 in a 25 zone. The wife turns to her husband and asks, “What’d he say?” The husband replies, “He says you were speeding!” The wife turns back to the officer and says, “Oh, […]

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December 31, 2024December 31, 2024